♕MissxMegan









truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHIGN AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

Can you say all my friends?

(Source: hempura)


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troglodytical:

realizationsofafangirl:

Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas

With violins.

You can’t deny this shit.

Can you imagine the fan-freaking-tastic fanvids to this song?  This needs to happen so many times, I can’t even.

(Source: cooterdepablo)

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I’ve been waiting for this to come back to me.  This is exactly the conversation I would have with my husband if my child said something like that.

I’ve been waiting for this to come back to me.  This is exactly the conversation I would have with my husband if my child said something like that.

(Source: honey-pot)


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bbychocobo:


A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

well then

So very true.
(But interestingly enough, all these suits look a little too small for the guys wearing them…)

bbychocobo:

A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

well then

So very true.

(But interestingly enough, all these suits look a little too small for the guys wearing them…)

(Source: goober3031)


165,813 notesReblog 1 year ago

I wonder how much honey you’d have to feed a bear in order to get it to ride a unicycle…


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boxlunches:

thespacegoat:

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two

Business man!We must be swift as the stock exchangesBusiness man!With all the force of a great tycoon 
Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary 
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets 
Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

holy fuck.

Time is racing toward us!
‘Til the clients - arrive!
Heed my every memo
And they might - just buy!

boxlunches:

thespacegoat:

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures

and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought

but if you bet on this one too

Mister I’ll

make you a buck

or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon 

Business man!

With all the strength of a thriving market

Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary 

Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS

This guy’s got them scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see my assets 

Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

holy fuck.

Time is racing toward us!

‘Til the clients - arrive!

Heed my every memo

And they might - just buy!


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slythindorwitch:

shakeyourbuddah:

roselalond:

roselalond:

my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper

if you thought i was lying

that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit

reblogging this again because  ^

(Source: potterstiel)


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darkjez:

eclecticpurple:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

spikeschilde621:

hermiones-booksandcleverness:

and my favorite favorite favorite

I have never related more to anything in my life

…I feel like someone just watches my interactions and bases these off of them.

Wow. This is the story, song, and dance of my life.

Everything I do and everything I have ever done…


113,188 notesReblog 1 year ago

lulz-time:

pixiepictures:

new favorite meme

Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard

(Source: lyzzystardust)


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