Girl: “I think he was born somewhere in the southern U.S….”
Boy: “DaVinci, not DiCaprio.”
Girl: *flustered* “Well who’s DaVinci?”
An actual conversation my coworker overheard and relayed to me the other night when we were doing trivia. I just. Why?
Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents.
andrew in 2010 and 2012.
I’m in love….
Just look at his adorable face.
For the record, Minnesota would definitely be part of the Water nation, not the Air nomads. We are the “land of ten thousand lakes” and do you realize how much snow we had this winter/spring?
Is this a Zelda song? It sounds familiar.
Yeah that’s the joke
im literally laughing so hard
im just gonna put this on my blog again
Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be.
Cats can’t be from earth this is just weird.
Can I bring her home?!
like… what even
inspires you to
write such things
that dont make
WHAT SO EVER
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
Dogs CAN look up.
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”